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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 

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aneverydaynerd:

I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.

27 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from aprilgirlx14x with 306,834 notes

psychara:

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huffingtonpost:

This ‘Dumbo’ octopus proves deep sea creatures aren’t always creepy.

See the adorable create elegantly swim through the ocean here. 

noot noot

OMG <3

27 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from tomixdanao with 25,802 notes

milklm:

Pastel Colourblock Cardigan - 29.99$

27 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from tomixdanao with 14,476 notes

When someone asks me to do something right after I sit down.

onlylolgifs:

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27 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from ohhbiancka with 6,092 notes

pancaikes:

son get over here

pancaikes:

son get over here

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catsbeaversandducks:

Lion, Tiger And Bear Raised Together After Rescue From Drug Dealer

Baloo the bear, Leo the lion, and Shere Khan the tiger were found locked in a basement undernourished and abused. The trio was originally owned by a drug dealer who didn’t properly care for them, leading to neglect and poor health. In 2001, Noah’s Ark Animal Sanctuary, a nonprofit that cares for animals in need, came to the rescue, and took them to Locust Grove, Georgia, where they were treated for injuries. They could have been separated but since at the moment of the rescue they were already friends, the sanctuary decided to keep them together. The abuse they suffered together as babies has bonded them into a loving brotherhood that does not recognize species.

Via The Meta Picture

Works for me in all sorts of ways.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

25 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from randomtimothy with 249,219 notes

This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

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unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

svsie svsie svsie svsie svsie svsie SUSIE lOOK 

22 Jul 2014 / Reblogged from k-duong with 79,069 notes

blackbruise:

when you click a  button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click

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